Non Sequitur Conversations

My friend Brooke posted a very funny "Conversation in a noisy restaurant" with her and her friends.  I laughed and told her it sounded like Stephen and me, only we don't need a noisy restaurant as an excuse.

Here's the latest:

Stephanie: "I need a pin."
Stephen: "What do you need a pen for?"
Stephanie: "For my dress."
Stephen: "No, just print it off.
Stephanie: (Uncomprehending look)
Stephen: "We don't have the GPS."

*facepalm*

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